Troy-Bilt 1, Uniden 0

vs

You know you're a parent when you hear the thrashing sound, stop the mower and

• The words 'Dang it!' come to mind first.
  
• And then you think 'Oh yeah... I saw her leave that there.'
• And remember that you thought at the time 'That's not a good place to leave a walkie-talkie.'
• And 'I ought to pick that up.' 
• But then didn't.

Poor little guy did not stand a chance.