Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Rachel's Jokes

Rachel was in a joke-telling mood last night at dinner. These were three that she told, one after the other. Number 3 really made us crack up:

Why couldn't the bear fly?
Because he didn't have wings (flapping her arms as she answers).

Why couldn't the bear swim?
Because he didn't have floaty things (flapping her arms again).

Why didn't the Abominable Snow Monster eat snow?
Because he liked people better!

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